Every year, families across the country gather to celebrate all for which they are “thankful.” And every year, by the end of the Holiday Season’s official kickoff, family members and friends nurse wounds from battles instigated by too much wine and close proximity to relatives they don’t fuck with the other 364 days of the year. That Thanksgiving has its roots in the oppression and slaughtering of natives who welcomed “immigrant” guests to a feast, seems to reveal a curse that in all years to follow, those celebrating inevitably end up fighting with one another. While the upper-crust of Newport Coast believe themselves to be above those unfortunate enough to live outside their status defining gates, they’re usually the first to debase themselves and engage in petty squabbles.
Peggy and Gregory Clark’s annual turkey dinner, featuring the highly styled, highly monied and highly leveraged who’s who of the town, is no different. “Thanksgiving with Pegs & Gregs,” the Newport equivalent of being invited to the Met Gala, certainly didn’t prevent guests from acting a fool in the spacious confines of Emerald Heights’s most elegant home. To no one’s surprise, stepdaughter Kat was drunk on arrival and proceeded to criticize everything from Peggy’s outfit, home decor as well as the meal. But when the gin-soaked woman turned on her own husband, that’s when the real show started.
But Kat Craig wasn’t the only one to get loud and disrespectful. Her combativeness seemed contagious as various wars and confrontations popped up around the Saint-Louis embellished table. When the young trophy-wife of a recent OC transplant complained about the limited vegan options along with the cruelty associated with the killing of God’s creatures for unnecessary consumption, Ariela Fernandez rolled her eyes and announced, “You don’t seem too concerned about the sacrifice made in order for you to arrive carrying the latest Birkin.” And that, ladies & gentleman, concluded Thanksgiving in Newport Coast. I’m already looking forward to New Year’s Eve!
Though our Ladies of OCCH are seldom seen slumming in the coastal neighborhoods to the south, yours truly isn’t above leaving my Newport Coast bubble for a good old-fashioned, Gay Pride Event. Especially when it’s put on by my favorite Out n’ About sOCialite, Daniele Fernandez!
Dani, his über-fabulous mother, Clarice, and the rest of the Fernandez clan, may reside in Laguna Beach, but let’s be clear, they can probably afford to buy up half of Newport Coast. Rumor has it, they’ve outbid catty Kat Craig for the most prized, beachfront, double lot behind the gates of The Crest at Emerald Hill. But seeing as how they’ve just broken ground, we’ll have to settle for parties at the Fernandez’s waterfront, Laguna Beach abode for now. And what better reason for an evening soirée than to celebrate the recent wave of LGBT-elected officials across the country.
Now, seeing as how the curtain of Orange County is still in full effect and many of my neighbors are probably in need of smelling salts after reading the above statement, let it be known that On The Coast magazine does not endorse any political party or its candidates. However, one thing we do co-sign on is the representation of diversity in all aspects of society. We applaud Dani for partnering with the Laguna LGBT Organization to celebrate these historic victories with a fundraiser to support college scholarships for LGBT youth.
It looks like the youngest of the three Fernandez children is happily taking on the philanthropic reigns of his mother. As well as following in her footsteps by utilizing charitable events to debut the latest looks from Chanel’s runways. Hey, Dani, let us know when you’re ready to auction off those alligator boots!
It’s been quite a year but the Holiday Season is finally upon us! And this November, our sOCialites will have the opportunity to give thanks for something other than a pair of over-the-knee Jimmy Choo boots or the latest “It” handbag. South County’s very own beauty and style icon, Juliette Stamp, is set to host a holiday fundraiser at her swanky Newport Coast eatery, Santiago’s.
While we definitely don’t need an excuse to devour the savory dishes sizzling out of Santiago’s authentic Mexican kitchen, this pre-Thanksgiving affair will offer multiple opportunities to do so at a discounted price. For five-hundred dollars, guests will enjoy a five-course dinner, a select assortment of wine and cocktails and a gift card entitling them to twenty percent off any bill between January 2 and February 13. And with no exclusions or limitations, purveyors of top-shelf liquor (I’m speaking directly to Kat & Jack Craig) can satisfy their Don Julio 1942 addictions at a reduced rate.
Though a resident of Laguna Beach, Juliette’s making quite the name for herself among the who’s who of Newport society. One of the youngest members of the Ladies of OCCH, Mrs. Stamp is taking her charitable giving a step further by promising 100% of all donations will support her latest philanthropic endeavor; a partnership with her pastor and church to feed an increasing number of OC families falling below the poverty line
The charity dinner will be held the night before Thanksgiving. Seating is limited, so if you want to secure a table, pull out that AMEX and book your reservation ASAP. Considering the abundance of handsome waiters and hostesses with looks to rival the hottest Instagram models, the town’s cougars and sugar daddies (Anders, party of two) will buy out this event in no time!
When it comes to Halloween, if it’s one thing you can count on from the Newport Coast crowd it’s an abundance of five-figure festivities. When the sun sets on the trick-or-treating antics up and down private roads, and hot mommies on the hill instruct nannies to put the kids to bed, it’s time for the adult celebrations to begin. And once again, the best events take place at the homes of the Ladies of OCCH in tony Emerald Heights!
Farah (4th Wife) Flagg, in her bid to get on the OC Children’s Hospital’s charitable board, put her trustafarian husband’s dollars to work and converted their impressive estate into a Tricks Get The Treats themed affair. Wives crossed the spooky threshold dressed as the requisite sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy pirate, sexy princess, and so on. And the older the wife or the closer her marriage was to the seven-year, community property itch, the skimpier the costume. It was quite the spectacle and one guest was overheard accusing Farah, “The biggest trick of them all,” of using the party to rub everyone’s nose in it after getting Newport’s wealthiest and most eligible bachelor down the aisle. Rumor has it the hater was none other than Bryce Flagg’s former fiancée, but you didn’t hear that from me.
By all accounts, Farah’s entree onto the social scene was a smashing pumpkin of a success and a welcome departure from the type of debaucherous affair that sent her husband’s previous wives running to their divorce lawyers. The new Mrs. Flagg also scored a major coup when none other than the Queen Bee herself, Clarice Fernandez, dropped in for a taste of her champagne brew. Dressed as Dynasty’s Dominique Deveraux (which is pretty much her Thursday look), Mrs. Fernandez sent the town’s tongues wagging by choosing to attend Farah’s party instead of the annual event put on by her Orange County Children’s Hospital co-chair, Kat Craig. Many believe Kat must be falling out of favor with the woman who pretty much runs Newport society. So of course, yours truly had to get a comment.
“Darling,” Clarice replied in that oh so familiar, dismissive tone, “why wouldn’t I choose her over the Craig’s? The Flagg home looks like a haunted mansion everyday of the year so between the two, it was bound to be the best venue for a Halloween party.” Leave it to Clarice to gift us with some early Thanksgiving shade for which we can all be thankful!